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This did make me laugh!
This did make me laugh!
It’s Muse time! Let’s kick off with a scary story… Back to School Inspired by discussion of new school uniforms for my daughter, I had a dream about being back at school, getting ready in the morning, and about having, *gulp*, PE lessons. I was scrambling to find my PE uniform (particularly the shorts), and […]
We’re very much into summer, and there’s a few things to look forward to, but what has been going on these past two weeks?! Forgive the, ah, grim nature of this opening bit, but invariably, we get to politics, and some decidedly Not Suitable For Work stuff (in more ways than one!) Johnson Blows UK […]
Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? A. Thanks for coming! Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird. A naked man […]
We have arrived at the halfway point of 2022! So Close… but so far… The Premier League season came to its conclusion on the 22nd of May, and a season defined by narrow margins came down to the wire, with my beloved Liverpool missing out on the title by one meagre point. At one stage […]
Ladies, especially those who ride horses or bikes, what do you make of this? The replies to ‘Alpha Masculinity’s’ tweet are hilarious! What we can assert from his tweets is that he is a control freak, who is greatly troubled by women enjoying sexual independence, or even independence of any kind (why else would he […]
It’s done! Tattoo Number Five! You can sing this to the tune of Mambo Number Five if you want. I’m not sure how that would work but it might be possible… Ahem. Welcome back to the Meerkat Muse! Reflections I mentioned in my previous Muse that the 15th of April was the 10th anniversary of […]
April begins with a choice. As it appears I am going to a comic-con event at the end of April, I require an outfit. The leading contenders are: Generic Meerkat…. or…. Scrooge McDuck. Now, Generic Meerkat is going to be warm, and the comic-con will be at the ExCel Centre in London, where a great […]
We need a bit of humour every now and then, so without further ado, some puns. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.” What do you get when you jingle Santa’s balls? A white Christmas! What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber. […]
The prompt today is ‘what makes you laugh?‘ Lots of things make me laugh. The clever wit of comedians on TV shows like Mock the Week makes me laugh. The cutting and edgy humour of Jimmy Carr makes me laugh. The outrageous silliness of kids shows like The Amazing World of Gumball makes me laugh. […]
In the not so distant future, I will have been blogging at Meerkat Musings for TEN years. That's sort of scary. I never set out to reach a milestone like that, but ten years on, Meerkat Musings feels like my home-on-the-web, so to speak. #BloggingCommunity
Now, this I find difficult. Of those I have tried, which admittedly is not many, I am rather fond of McDonald's fries, though Burger King's have grown on me.
Suspicious Minds You may be wondering where I am going with this. Well, this relates to possible efforts to get into some of my accounts. Specifically, I had an email alerting me to someone who tried, and failed, to access my mobile phone account. Going back further, I’ve had sporadic emails alerting me to attempts […]
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