Ladies, especially those who ride horses or bikes, what do you make of this?
The replies to ‘Alpha Masculinity’s’ tweet are hilarious! What we can assert from his tweets is that he is a control freak, who is greatly troubled by women enjoying sexual independence, or even independence of any kind (why else would he not want women to have lives outside of being wives?).
Not only is this toxic form of masculinity on display, it doesn’t even make sense! I’m not aware of any science or studies that show women ‘get off’ by riding a bike or a horse. The only time they ‘get off’ is when they literally get off the horse or bike! It seems ‘Alpha Masculinity’ is feeling threatened by imaginary notions.
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I wonder if he’s trying to be funny or if he really is that ridiculous…
I get the feeling he’s absolutely serious… and therefore probably single.
Lol
I have ridden both horses and bikes, and can say with absolute certainty that I have never been sexually aroused by either. That being said, sometimes the man I’m holding on to while riding the bike excites me… which I guess could make the ride itself somewhat sexually stimulating. Still, this seems an extreme stretch of (as you said) male dominance. I’m surprised he didn’t include being near washing machines, dryers and/or electric foot massagers. I wonder if he would go so far as to say that my seizures excite me. I mean, there is vibration involved . What a dunce!
I have a feeling this self-styled ‘alpha’ male is as far from his stereotypical definition of masculinity as I am from the Moon.
Agreed, Friend. True masculinity should never be threatened by its feminine counterpart.
I have also ridden both horses and bikes. I’d say, not only is horseback riding NOT sexually arousing, but can be dangerous to the delicate bits!
If done right, the junk doesn’t really touch the saddle (speaking about English-style riding, as the model is doing). The thighs and buttocks are integral to keeping the rider on the horse, but the genitals off the saddle.
If done wrong, you get that front part of the saddle slamming into some really sensitive body parts. That’s not fun for 99% of people. I recall one male friend whose horse decided to refuse a jump at the last minute… he was seated on the lounge couch for an hour with an ice pack on his lap. LMAO
I’ve got many jokes and puns lined up about this whole business, but they won’t be revealed just yet!
Joke all you want – I’m sticking with my point, that one is more likely to be neutered than aroused on horseback. LOL ;-P 😉
Tell you what, I’ll stable my jokes for now!
HAHAHA. Dad joke. At least you’re true to yourself. LOL