We need a bit of humour every now and then, so without further ado, some puns.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”
What do you get when you jingle Santa’s balls? A white Christmas!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel concept.”
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.