There seems to be an abundance of phallic snow constructions lately… these rather hard (ahem) appendages are rigid (give me strength) and popping up (sigh) everywhere. Some are bigger than…
Category: Weird
Should I Slap the Meat?
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The Weird and the Weirder
In a troubling twist of events, autocorrect wanted the title to be ‘The Weird and the Weiner’. Ahem, wrong side… For reasons that I don’t fully understand, my underwear decided…
The Hunted
Thankfully dinosaurs were nowhere to be found, but a more insidious enemy stalked me in my slumber last night – the Coronavirus. My wife, daughter and I were among a…
There are wolves after me
No, not literally people. I’m not facing off against wild animals. At least, not yet. Given the insanity of 2020, all things are possible, but for now there are no…
The Bi-Weekly Meerkat Muse
What’s happening ‘kats? How are we all doing? Washing behind the ears? Listening to the dulcet tones of Phil Collins (who is playing on the radio as I type)? As…
The Bi-weekly Muse
It occurs to me that generally speaking, my posts are quite unstructured. By that, I mean, I tend to post what I want, when I want. Of course, it’s my…
A Giant Cock(erel)
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