No, it’s not what you think (yes, I am looking at you in the corner, sniggering). Picture the scene. You’ve been out with workmates for a few drinks, and you are a bit merry. I have a tendency to be a happy drunk, and upon arriving home, I was indeed in a good, warm, glowing […]
So, this is a bit of a vanity project, but I dare say it’s a bit of light-hearted fun, that may also prove quite interesting! I’ve already put this out there on Twitter, we’ll see what (if any) responses I get!
The Weather Let’s get this over and done with shall we (and I mean that in more ways than one). The weather can best be described as ‘erratic’. Over the Easter Weekend there was a lot of rain, but also bursts of bright blue sky, and the sunshine this meerkat craves. The sun’s light and […]
I shouldn’t… but I’m gonna share this anyway.
Here we go again, it’s Meerkat Muse time! Racoons are cool. Not meerkat levels of cool, but cool nonetheless. Bus Mishaps It seems there is a growing trend of late, for buses to be… awkward. My wife has recounted to me more than story where she has rung the bell, and the bus hasn’t stopped. […]
On Wednesday, 15 February 2023 at 12:12:42 GMT, donzell edgar <donzelledgar@mixtapesfromearth.com> wrote: You don`t know me and you are thinking why you received this e mail, right? Well, I actually placed a malware on the porn website and guess what, you visited this web site to have fun (you know what I mean). While you […]
This should be good. There will be numerous absurd, daft, and silly laws to be found anywhere, though most of them will not be enforced, despite technically still being on the books. Let’s start with home… Britain It is unlawful to transport boards of wood down a sidewalk unless there are intentions of it being […]
Picture the scene. You have new neighbours, and your parents have invited them round for a drink, in order to get to know them. You though, you have been out with friends, had a few drinks of your own, and let’s say that you’re a bit merry. You come home, still quite merry, and you […]
Hmm. I could easily answer meerkat to the animal idea, but I don’t know if meerkats actually lead easy lives! The obvious animal answers are ‘cat’ and ‘dog’, because the ones I know usually have relaxed, stress-free lives! As for ‘thing’, I don’t think I’d want to come back as an object, so we’ll nix […]
Hopefully, this will succinctly tell the story I want to tell.
Breached the 70K mark on my wip! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
This is just sheer absolute, exquisite beauty.
I have eaten too much pizza.
I don't think it's up to you to decide what's best for women, nor whether or not men can find them attractive...
You may be wondering where this post will go. Well, let’s place the scene in the restaurant above. What might I deem inappropriate behaviour in this setting? A restaurant has waiting staff, who (depending on the quality of the establishment) may or may not be paid a particularly decent wage, yet will work very hard. […]
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