For reasons which I do not understand – not remotely – this meerkat was dreaming about raccoons last night. There was one of the furry bandits at work, in the store, which was cause for great amusement, but it shouldn’t have been there. This dream was a very different flavour to the previous night’s nocturnal […]
Not for the first time my mind took me to some strange places in my dreams last night. I don’t know what prompted the first dream, and the other two were odd in different ways. Hillary, World Champion? It began in Las Vegas. At least, I think it was Vegas. My wife and I were […]
Last night’s dream came at me completely out of left field. I dreamed I was a contestant on Masterchef (if you’ve seen any of the posts I’ve made about cooking, you’ll know why this is not a good idea), and the brief from the judges? To make a beef sandwich. (I can do this!) […]
Continuing today’s theme of discussing the murky depths of my subconscious mind, in all its twisted glory, we arrive at a dream that could be described as a nightmare – only it didn’t feel like one. I wound up joining the army. Yes, I know how absurd that sounds. Stop sniggering. Anyway, I […]
I promised I’d explain last night’s dream, and so here it is – brought to you by a partially sleep-deprived brain, which may explain some elements of it. I don’t recall it perfectly, but it involved myself and a… friend? Colleague? I don’t know – zooming around a major city, late at night, on some […]
Sometimes, dear readers, I have regaled you with tales of some truly baffling dreams that go to show how delving into my subconscious is not a journey for the faint-hearted. I have had several Apocalyptic dreams, epic space battle dreams, zombie clown dreams, and all sorts of strangeness in-between. I once had a dream where […]
Not for the first time, my mind has proven itself to be a thoroughly frightening place, even for me. In my dream last night it was implied I was running from these… … And having sought refuge in an abandoned farm building (with a lion for company), I was then abducted by these: So, in […]
(where’s my subconscious at?) Yesterday’s dream can be divided into two parts, both equally weird, but for very different reasons. I can’t actually recall what was part 1 and what was part 2, so part 1 will be about being lost. (where was I?) What makes this part of the dream particularly odd is that […]
(this kat is super chilled!) Last night I had a dream where, for reasons I can’t remember (and am struggling to fathom) I climbed into a dark plastic-like ball and got carried away in it by forces unknown. I have no idea what inspired this dream, but I do remember one thing about it – […]
1. I don’t like sweetcorn. Never been especially fond of it, but as I’ve gotten older I actually like it even less. I’ll forego an entire sandwich if I discover sweetcorn in it. 2. I have double-jointed thumbs. 3. My hair might as well be an independent lifeform. 4. I’ve had my photo taken with […]
Since getting home, the cat has been convinced he's owed about a million meals, and has incessantly reminded us of this.
The Daily Mail readership has dropped 32%, people are saying they will be bankrupt before 2030 because no-one wants to advertise in them.
I'm sure that if we RT we can bring their downfall sooner, and GB News too.
Well, it's been a hectic week in sunny Sicily, hot and lovely, albeit I feel like I've barely tanned!
https://twitter.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1831844025894367509 Originally posted on The Coalition of the Brave Recently, Robert Kennedy Jr – a member of the famous Kennedy family – spoke that Kamala Harris, the Democrat presidential candidate, would censor free speech. He made his remarks because Ms Harris has vowed to clamp down on misinformation and hate speech. Not for the first […]
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