Restaurant Reviews: Bella Italia 

Firstly, many thanks to the people of Bella Italia for inviting us along to a fresh menu tasting! Free food is always a plus for me!  My wife, daughter (who insisted upon wearing one of her princess dresses, and why not eh?) and myself were seated promptly upon arrival and surprised to learn that we […]

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Kettle, meet… Cereal?!

I tweeted this earlier but I feel my latest act of brilliance is worthy of a more thorough recap. It’s right up there with asking if Tango & Cash was ‘the one with the dog’ or mixing up my pronunciation of Kirk and Spock (I’ll leave that one to your imagination). I’m not always a […]

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Blearugh

I didn’t want to believe it. I couldn’t accept it. It was an absurd notion. Never had I heard such a half-baked idea. Yet the words found my ears. ‘Too much pizza.’ “Noooooooo!” I cried. “That’s not true, that’s impossible!” “Search your feelings…” Replied my stomach. “You know it to be true.” “Noooooooo, noooooooo!” Yet, […]

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Cooking with ‘kats

Welcome to my new show! Tonight, I’ll be prepared chicken cooked two ways, wrapped in bacon and coated with crispy seasoning mix. Here’s what you need: One nuked chicken breast. An egg to beat. Bacon. For the salad, grab whatever vegetables you can find. Assuming you want salad. Beat the egg then put the chicken […]

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Want!!!

There is a restaurant in Southend that does burgers like this, and sandwiches like this: My little meerkat heart is all aflutter!

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Chips!

I’m convinced I can smell good old classic fish and chips on the train. If I appear to be drooling, it may be because of this.

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