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Tonight, I’ll be prepared chicken cooked two ways, wrapped in bacon and coated with crispy seasoning mix. Here’s what you need:
One nuked chicken breast.
An egg to beat.
For the salad, grab whatever vegetables you can find. Assuming you want salad.
Beat the egg then put the chicken into the bowl. Mix around. Add more chicken when you realise this meal looks puny. Add the crispy seasoning. Mix around in a bowl.
Marvel at your creativity. Ponder how to wrap bacon around the chicken.
After squeezing the bacon around the chicken, shove in the oven. Keep fingers crossed and crack open a beer.