I didn’t want to believe it. I couldn’t accept it. It was an absurd notion. Never had I heard such a half-baked idea. Yet the words found my ears.
‘Too much pizza.’
“Noooooooo!” I cried. “That’s not true, that’s impossible!”
“Search your feelings…” Replied my stomach. “You know it to be true.”
Yet, it was true. There really is such a thing as too much pizza.