List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

- The earth is not flat, but is in fact a sphere.
- You cannot reason with fundamentalists.
- Packets of crisps and bars of chocolate are shrinking, yet costing more.
- If Boris Johnson is speaking, he’s probably lying.
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is peak sci-fi.
- DuckTales 2017 is peak animation.
- A hot bath is always nicer than a cold bath.
- Star Trek is better than Star Wars!
- My daughter is absolutely amazing and wonderful.
- My wife is absolutely amazing and wonderful.