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Posted on November 1, 2016November 1, 2016
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

 

 

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  1. Ariel Lynn says:
    November 2, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    I’m disappointed that I laughed as much as I did at this. Totes Dad humor. 😉

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