What with all the darkness and pain in the world at the moment, I thought I’d lighten the mood, and now I’m sitting here, wondering how to do that! I could spout unusual facts – for example, I once got a peanut M&M stuck up my nose. At 25, this was awkward to explain. It […]
Why is it I can’t hear Michael Jackson’s I’m Bad without hearing Weird Al’s I’m Fat???
I’m currently embroiled in what might be a never-ending battle with the wife – she posts hunky men, I post increasingly random pictures.
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And not in a good way. The stench of something very much illegal is overwhelming, and I’m trapped on a train, unable to escape it…
Not for the first time, my mind has proven itself to be a thoroughly frightening place, even for me. In my dream last night it was implied I was running from these… … And having sought refuge in an abandoned farm building (with a lion for company), I was then abducted by these: So, in […]
I wish I was sleeping, just like the guy on the seat across the aisle from me on the train.
(where’s my subconscious at?) Yesterday’s dream can be divided into two parts, both equally weird, but for very different reasons. I can’t actually recall what was part 1 and what was part 2, so part 1 will be about being lost. (where was I?) What makes this part of the dream particularly odd is that […]
I hate to break it to whoever (or whatever) placed these gently into the ground, but I don’t think they’ll hatch. Unless of course, there’s actually a Scotch Egg bird out there…
Yesterday was quite a busy and long day for my brood and I. In the morning my wife, daughter, step-daughter and granddaughter (and myself) went to a place called Tropical Wings. It’s essentially a zoo, not far from South Woodham Ferrers, and it’s a nice little day out for the little ones – more on […]
In the not so distant future, I will have been blogging at Meerkat Musings for TEN years. That's sort of scary. I never set out to reach a milestone like that, but ten years on, Meerkat Musings feels like my home-on-the-web, so to speak. #BloggingCommunity
Now, this I find difficult. Of those I have tried, which admittedly is not many, I am rather fond of McDonald's fries, though Burger King's have grown on me.
Do you vote in political elections? You can bet your ass that I vote! Ever since I was a young meerkat, I have regarded exercising my right to vote as an important civic duty. I always vote in general elections, and try to vote in local elections too. I can understand why some people abstain, […]
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