Snow Balls

There seems to be an abundance of phallic snow constructions lately… these rather hard (ahem) appendages are rigid (give me strength) and popping up (sigh) everywhere. Some are bigger than others (oh Lord) and they present a unique problem to anyone wishing to get rid of these erections (argh). Does one wait for them to thaw naturally? Some will inevitably last longer…

If you’re going to deal with them, do you start at the bottom and work your way up? Or start at the tip and work down? Does blowing on it speed things up?

I’ll stop now

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