So maybe this is unfair, but right now I really hate Ed Sheeran’s music. The radio station we have on at work is obsessed with him, to the point where I am starting to leave the radio off for long spells, out of disgust. I have nothing against Ed himself, or in fact his songs, except for the ridiculous over-saturation going on. I get it, he’s big right now, but there are other artists out there. Enough is enough already!
I’m not a fan of time-wasting customers – they come in, wander about aimlessly, decline offers of help and then mill about some more. Are you going to do anything or just take up our time needlessly?
There are some stupidly loud motorbikes that go up and down the road outside the shop. Is there really any need to deafen both yourselves and every passer-by? Is the noise of your exhaust inversely proportional to the size of your manhood? Because it seems like you’re compensating for something from where I’m sitting.