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Posted on October 26, 2016
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​please don’t hate me for what I’m about to do. 

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.


It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.

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4 thoughts on “Meerkat Humour ”

  1. Ariel Lynn says:
    October 28, 2016 at 1:20 am

    Dad jokes alert!! LOL 😉

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    1. DarthTimon says:
      October 28, 2016 at 5:53 am

      Yeah, I don’t know what came over me!

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      1. Ariel Lynn says:
        October 28, 2016 at 5:32 pm

        Practicing your material for your daughter, perhaps? 😉

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        1. DarthTimon says:
          October 28, 2016 at 6:34 pm

          Very much so!

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