Ah Paul. Captain, my Captain. As always, the wonderfully creative blogger has come up with questionnaire gold. Would this meerkat be up to the task of unravelling his fiendish and challenging quiz? Would I ever! 1. You and a stranger are stuck in an elevator for three hours. After how many minutes would you tell them […]
Rep. Louis Gohmert (R-TX) wonders if there is any way the National Forest Service or Bureau of Land Management can change the rotation of the moon and sun rather than enact reasonable climate change measures. Someone needs to get him to a doctor, stat. pic.twitter.com/DBQrgOsQ6d — Bryan (@Bryan13571) June 10, 2021 Republican and Texan Representative […]
Welcome one and all to the latest Meerkat Muse! What’s been happening to this meerkat these past couple of weeks? Well, I’ve continued to rejoice at the return of Formula 1, football has continued to provide frustrations (more on that below), we’re up and running at work, we’ve had family time, and the weather couldn’t […]
There seems to be an abundance of phallic snow constructions lately… these rather hard (ahem) appendages are rigid (give me strength) and popping up (sigh) everywhere. Some are bigger than others (oh Lord) and they present a unique problem to anyone wishing to get rid of these erections (argh). Does one wait for them to […]
In a troubling twist of events, autocorrect wanted the title to be ‘The Weird and the Weiner’. Ahem, wrong side… For reasons that I don’t fully understand, my underwear decided it would seriously ride up today. Maybe if I had photographic evidence… Ok, perhaps not. Anyway, the moral of this story is that I have […]
Thankfully dinosaurs were nowhere to be found, but a more insidious enemy stalked me in my slumber last night – the Coronavirus. My wife, daughter and I were among a group of refugees/evacuees fleeing the virus, and also angry bikers and the Borg from Star Trek. No, I don’t know why that particular combination was […]
No, not literally people. I’m not facing off against wild animals. At least, not yet. Given the insanity of 2020, all things are possible, but for now there are no feral canines wandering local streets. For now. Instead, wolves appeared in my crazy dream last night, a dream I am still processing. It might best […]
What’s happening ‘kats? How are we all doing? Washing behind the ears? Listening to the dulcet tones of Phil Collins (who is playing on the radio as I type)? As I begin to write up this latest muse, I am reflecting upon a week’s worth of activity and it’s a pretty packed week. Considering there’s […]
I don’t like onions…
Breached the 70K mark on my wip! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
This is just sheer absolute, exquisite beauty.
I have eaten too much pizza.
I don't think it's up to you to decide what's best for women, nor whether or not men can find them attractive...
You may be wondering where this post will go. Well, let’s place the scene in the restaurant above. What might I deem inappropriate behaviour in this setting? A restaurant has waiting staff, who (depending on the quality of the establishment) may or may not be paid a particularly decent wage, yet will work very hard. […]
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