A Spectacular Fail

Sometimes, I manage to embarass myself through saying or doing something really stupid. Tonight, I managed to do this by not noticing something. What did I not notice? My wife and daughter, even though I had walked right past them on the way home from work. How did I manage this remarkable feat? Well, in […]

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101 Things I Like

Inspired by this post from Paul, over at The Captain’s Speech, I thought I would create my own list. Can I list out 101 things? It had better include me… Yes, it will include you. 1. My family. Less of a like and more of a love (obviously!). I am fortunate enough to have a […]

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I didn’t do it – and I don’t know what it was…

By now you’ll be aware that my subconscious is a mysterious place, and not even I pretend to know the murky depths of it. I got another dose of that the other night, with a dream that can only be described as odd. Really Ben, the best description you have is ‘odd’? Quiet meerkat. Hush. […]

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More Meerkat Humour

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’. I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me. My wife is so negative. I remembered the car […]

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Meerkat Humour 

​please don’t hate me for what I’m about to do.  Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is […]

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