A Giant Cock(erel)
Stop sniggering. A cock is a rooster.
Stop sniggering. A cock is a rooster.
For reasons which I do not understand – not remotely – this meerkat was dreaming about raccoons last night. There was one of the furry bandits at work, in the store, which was cause for great amusement, but it shouldn’t have been there. This dream was a very different flavour to the previous night’s nocturnal […]
Yesterday was quite a busy and long day for my brood and I. In the morning my wife, daughter, step-daughter and granddaughter (and myself) went to a place called Tropical Wings. It’s essentially a zoo, not far from South Woodham Ferrers, and it’s a nice little day out for the little ones – more on […]
1. I don’t like sweetcorn. Never been especially fond of it, but as I’ve gotten older I actually like it even less. I’ll forego an entire sandwich if I discover sweetcorn in it. 2. I have double-jointed thumbs. 3. My hair might as well be an independent lifeform. 4. I’ve had my photo taken with […]
I am often prone to unusual dreams. I have what I called my ‘action adventure’ dreams (usually involving sci-fi references but also including ‘end of the world’ scenarios), and I have my work-related dreams (which usually happen when I’m feeling quite stressed). Last night though, I dreamed that I was on my way to a […]
Breached the 70K mark on my wip! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
This is just sheer absolute, exquisite beauty.
I have eaten too much pizza.
I don't think it's up to you to decide what's best for women, nor whether or not men can find them attractive...
You may be wondering where this post will go. Well, let’s place the scene in the restaurant above. What might I deem inappropriate behaviour in this setting? A restaurant has waiting staff, who (depending on the quality of the establishment) may or may not be paid a particularly decent wage, yet will work very hard. […]
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