… She can’t be bargained with, and she absolutely will not stop, until you are partying.
So yesterday I tried to call a customer. Their landline number stated I needed to be 18 to carry on the call and that it would cost 60p per minute. Bit weird for a standard area code call, but okay. After staying on the line, I suddenly get a message telling me ‘Stay on the […]
So I’m watching Jack Whitehall Travels with my Father, and the first experience is of naked yoga. I am envious of all the bods on display, and not brave enough to try it!
I had a dream last night that I was a health and safety officer at my old school, dealing with spooky goings-on. My wife had a dream where I transformed into a cat. What is a normal dream again?
My subconscious loves to bewilder me. The other night was a dream all about travel. What’s weird is that the first part involved my former boss as we took a trip in their car, with no apparent destination. I have no idea where we where headed, but I enjoyed the conversation and banter along the […]
Yeah… I didn’t really go to Vegas. I dreamed my wife, daughter and I did, a trip which included attending a Star Trek convention, a pool party and a visit to a perfume shop. It also included wrapping myself up in a Manchester United towel (I would never do that!) and discovering that sales staff […]
The other night contained a surprise – namely a dino-based, terrifying nightmare. I don’t know what prompted this particular heart-pounder, but it you can bet Jurassic, it was scary. Firstly, I was working with a team of demolish engineers, who had the bright idea of burning old demolition charges to get rid of them (even […]
Breached the 70K mark on my wip! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
This is just sheer absolute, exquisite beauty.
I have eaten too much pizza.
I don't think it's up to you to decide what's best for women, nor whether or not men can find them attractive...
You may be wondering where this post will go. Well, let’s place the scene in the restaurant above. What might I deem inappropriate behaviour in this setting? A restaurant has waiting staff, who (depending on the quality of the establishment) may or may not be paid a particularly decent wage, yet will work very hard. […]
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