Category: Weird

Canada

Last night’s dream was sponsored by Canada – quite why I haven’t a clue, but there you go. It started with the plane landing on a very rickety, narrow runway and took me to a hectic airport. In the midst of the chaos I found myself wearing the uniform of a tech/office supplies retailer and… Read more

Sick and Scary

Originally posted on the Nudge Wink Report: I’ve sat down on the train. I’m tired after a long day at work. I’ve actually got a headache, and I’m hoping for a quiet, peaceful journey. Will I get one… nope. Not at all. Why? Well, lurking in a nearby seat is a biological weapon, a chemical bomb,… Read more

I was Accosted…

So I’m walking home from the station on Friday, and I have my headphones in, grooving to some tunes (ok, I don’t groove in public, but you get the idea), when a man starts waving at me. At first I thought, ‘do we know each other?’ However it became clear I had no idea who… Read more

Historical Dreams

So the title is slightly misleading. I’m not dreaming of period dramas or ancient Roman battles. I’m actually dreaming about my own past. To begin with, I’ve had two dreams involving my school chums. The details are a little vague, but one of them appeared to involved taking my wife to a school reunion of… Read more

It’s not your chair…

Yesterday I enjoyed a nice trip to the pub, that would have been nicer if the angry drunk hadn’t been there. Never have I seen someone get so worked up over… wait for it… a chair. Yes folks. That’s the reason for his rage.  That’s the face I made. What happened exactly? Well, some visitors… Read more