So I’m walking home from the station on Friday, and I have my headphones in, grooving to some tunes (ok, I don’t groove in public, but you get the idea), when a man starts waving at me. At first I thought, ‘do we know each other?’ However it became clear I had no idea who… Read more
Category: Weird
Cold Call Funnies
Share this:
Vegas Baby! In Dream Form…
Yeah… I didn’t really go to Vegas. I dreamed my wife, daughter and I did, a trip which included attending a Star Trek convention, a pool party and a visit to a perfume shop. It also included wrapping myself up in a Manchester United towel (I would never do that!) and discovering that sales staff… Read more
Share this:
The Scary Dinosaur Dream
The other night contained a surprise – namely a dino-based, terrifying nightmare. I don’t know what prompted this particular heart-pounder, but it you can bet Jurassic, it was scary. Firstly, I was working with a team of demolish engineers, who had the bright idea of burning old demolition charges to get rid of them (even… Read more
Share this:
Ah Fudge and other Strange Tales
It was supposed to be a normal school party, with the students preparing their farewells as they embarked upon new chapters of their lives, be it a course set for university or thrusting themselves into the working world. So why was it that he found himself hanging from a girder over a river of liquid… Read more
Share this:
Canada
Last night’s dream was sponsored by Canada – quite why I haven’t a clue, but there you go. It started with the plane landing on a very rickety, narrow runway and took me to a hectic airport. In the midst of the chaos I found myself wearing the uniform of a tech/office supplies retailer and… Read more
Share this:
Sick and Scary
Originally posted on the Nudge Wink Report: I’ve sat down on the train. I’m tired after a long day at work. I’ve actually got a headache, and I’m hoping for a quiet, peaceful journey. Will I get one… nope. Not at all. Why? Well, lurking in a nearby seat is a biological weapon, a chemical bomb,… Read more
Share this:
The Twisted World of Meerkat Dreams!
Behind that adorable face lies a crazed mind. My dreams over the past few days have been a sprawling mess, a chaotic maelstrom of weirdness. Let me regale you with the first tale… Old Men I have no idea what was happening here. This dream is a few days old so it’s quite fuzzy, but… Read more
Share this:
I was Accosted…
So I’m walking home from the station on Friday, and I have my headphones in, grooving to some tunes (ok, I don’t groove in public, but you get the idea), when a man starts waving at me. At first I thought, ‘do we know each other?’ However it became clear I had no idea who… Read more
Share this:
The Twilight Zone
Not for the first time my mind took me to some strange places in my dreams last night. I don’t know what prompted the first dream, and the other two were odd in different ways. Hillary, World Champion? It began in Las Vegas. At least, I think it was Vegas. My wife and I were… Read more
Share this:
Takin’ my Dalek for a Walk
So this is the sight that greeted me on my first day back at work last week. Where I work is certainly not devoid of strange and wonderful sights (the snake man, people preaching in the middle of the road), but the Dalek has to be the… fourth weirdest thing I’ve seen at work? A… Read more
Share this: