So it’s virtually the end of November, as of December 1st I will graciously allow the Christmas decorations to go up, and the festive madness truly begins. So, for two more days, it’s a case of random, pre-Christmas silliness. “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?…
Hakuna Matata, Baby…
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She can’t be reasoned with…
… She can’t be bargained with, and she absolutely will not stop, until you are partying.
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A *Very* Lewd Call (NSFW)
So yesterday I tried to call a customer. Their landline number stated I needed to be 18 to carry on the call and that it would cost 60p per minute. Bit weird for a standard area code call, but okay. After staying on the line, I suddenly get a message…
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Naked Yoga…
So I’m watching Jack Whitehall Travels with my Father, and the first experience is of naked yoga. I am envious of all the bods on display, and not brave enough to try it!
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….. What?
I had a dream last night that I was a health and safety officer at my old school, dealing with spooky goings-on. My wife had a dream where I transformed into a cat. What is a normal dream again?
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Two Nights of Weird Dreams
My subconscious loves to bewilder me. The other night was a dream all about travel. What’s weird is that the first part involved my former boss as we took a trip in their car, with no apparent destination. I have no idea where we where headed, but I enjoyed the…
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They move in Herds!
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Cold Call Funnies
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Vegas Baby! In Dream Form…
Yeah… I didn’t really go to Vegas. I dreamed my wife, daughter and I did, a trip which included attending a Star Trek convention, a pool party and a visit to a perfume shop. It also included wrapping myself up in a Manchester United towel (I would never do that!)…
