So I’m walking home from the station on Friday, and I have my headphones in, grooving to some tunes (ok, I don’t groove in public, but you get the idea), when a man starts waving at me. At first I thought, ‘do we know each other?’ However it became clear I had no idea who… Read more
Category: Weird
The Scary Dinosaur Dream
The other night contained a surprise – namely a dino-based, terrifying nightmare. I don’t know what prompted this particular heart-pounder, but it you can bet Jurassic, it was scary. Firstly, I was working with a team of demolish engineers, who had the bright idea of burning old demolition charges to get rid of them (even… Read more
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Ah Fudge and other Strange Tales
It was supposed to be a normal school party, with the students preparing their farewells as they embarked upon new chapters of their lives, be it a course set for university or thrusting themselves into the working world. So why was it that he found himself hanging from a girder over a river of liquid… Read more
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Canada
Last night’s dream was sponsored by Canada – quite why I haven’t a clue, but there you go. It started with the plane landing on a very rickety, narrow runway and took me to a hectic airport. In the midst of the chaos I found myself wearing the uniform of a tech/office supplies retailer and… Read more
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Sick and Scary
Originally posted on the Nudge Wink Report: I’ve sat down on the train. I’m tired after a long day at work. I’ve actually got a headache, and I’m hoping for a quiet, peaceful journey. Will I get one… nope. Not at all. Why? Well, lurking in a nearby seat is a biological weapon, a chemical bomb,… Read more
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The Twisted World of Meerkat Dreams!
Behind that adorable face lies a crazed mind. My dreams over the past few days have been a sprawling mess, a chaotic maelstrom of weirdness. Let me regale you with the first tale… Old Men I have no idea what was happening here. This dream is a few days old so it’s quite fuzzy, but… Read more
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I was Accosted…
So I’m walking home from the station on Friday, and I have my headphones in, grooving to some tunes (ok, I don’t groove in public, but you get the idea), when a man starts waving at me. At first I thought, ‘do we know each other?’ However it became clear I had no idea who… Read more
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The Twilight Zone
Not for the first time my mind took me to some strange places in my dreams last night. I don’t know what prompted the first dream, and the other two were odd in different ways. Hillary, World Champion? It began in Las Vegas. At least, I think it was Vegas. My wife and I were… Read more
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Takin’ my Dalek for a Walk
So this is the sight that greeted me on my first day back at work last week. Where I work is certainly not devoid of strange and wonderful sights (the snake man, people preaching in the middle of the road), but the Dalek has to be the… fourth weirdest thing I’ve seen at work? A… Read more
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Historical Dreams
So the title is slightly misleading. I’m not dreaming of period dramas or ancient Roman battles. I’m actually dreaming about my own past. To begin with, I’ve had two dreams involving my school chums. The details are a little vague, but one of them appeared to involved taking my wife to a school reunion of… Read more
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It’s not your chair…
Yesterday I enjoyed a nice trip to the pub, that would have been nicer if the angry drunk hadn’t been there. Never have I seen someone get so worked up over… wait for it… a chair. Yes folks. That’s the reason for his rage. That’s the face I made. What happened exactly? Well, some visitors… Read more
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