Stupid Fwits

It seems a sadly all-too common occurrence these days for chavvy scumbags to feel the need to mouth off at random passers-by, for reasons which escape civilised men. I have, on occasion, been the victim of what I’m sure to the tracksuited unemployed ones was a sharp and witty remark, and I’m sure there are […]

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Come Muse with Me

It goes without saying that human beings (and meerkats) are social creatures. Accordingly, I would welcome a spot of feedback – or maybe you’d like to join my Facebook group? Go on, you know you want to…

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Unexpected Surprises

So I’m walking with my wife and daughter as we head home from her school, when we hear a woman shouting for help from down the path. Turns out the poor dear tripped and cut her arm and bashed her hip! My wife and I, and a neighbour, helped get her home (along with her […]

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A Pointless Exercise

To mark the New Year, I got to go to work today (and I was there Boxing Day too). I don’t mind working either day, but I have to question the wisdom of having the store open on either day. Last year, the store was closed on both Boxing Day and New Year’s Day, owing […]

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Black Friday Madness

It would seem the scourge of Black Friday (traditionally a day when America goes nuts over every tiny deal) is now infecting my country. I cannot speak for everyone on this fair isle, but the UK could do without the hysterical scenes typically witnessed on Black Friday across the Pond. We are normally above the sort of […]

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