Category: Food


These are eggs. They are wonderfully versatile. You can fry them, boil them, poach them, scramble them, turn them into omlettes, use them to make cakes and use them to make glazes and sauces. Great things, eggs. Of course, to cook with them there is first one key detail – they need to be real… Read more

Kettle, meet… Cereal?!

I tweeted this earlier but I feel my latest act of brilliance is worthy of a more thorough recap. It’s right up there with asking if Tango & Cash was ‘the one with the dog’ or mixing up my pronunciation of Kirk and Spock (I’ll leave that one to your imagination). I’m not always a… Read more


I didn’t want to believe it. I couldn’t accept it. It was an absurd notion. Never had I heard such a half-baked idea. Yet the words found my ears. ‘Too much pizza.’ “Noooooooo!” I cried. “That’s not true, that’s impossible!” “Search your feelings…” Replied my stomach. “You know it to be true.” “Noooooooo, noooooooo!” Yet,… Read more

Cooking with ‘kats

Welcome to my new show! Tonight, I’ll be prepared chicken cooked two ways, wrapped in bacon and coated with crispy seasoning mix. Here’s what you need: One nuked chicken breast. An egg to beat. Bacon. For the salad, grab whatever vegetables you can find. Assuming you want salad. Beat the egg then put the chicken… Read more