I didn’t want to believe it. I couldn’t accept it. It was an absurd notion. Never had I heard such a half-baked idea. Yet the words found my ears.
‘Too much pizza.’
“Noooooooo!” I cried. “That’s not true, that’s impossible!”
“Search your feelings…” Replied my stomach. “You know it to be true.”
“Noooooooo, noooooooo!”
Yet, it was true. There really is such a thing as too much pizza.
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Breached the 70K mark on my wip! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
This is just sheer absolute, exquisite beauty.
I have eaten too much pizza.
I don't think it's up to you to decide what's best for women, nor whether or not men can find them attractive...
You may be wondering where this post will go. Well, let’s place the scene in the restaurant above. What might I deem inappropriate behaviour in this setting? A restaurant has waiting staff, who (depending on the quality of the establishment) may or may not be paid a particularly decent wage, yet will work very hard. […]
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Ha ha ha ha I’ve made this mistake before, too!!!!
I felt better after a couple of beers. Or is that worse?!